Gem was truly outrageous, but Tom Jones dances like hell….and THIS is how it statrted


it started with this…

then my personal favorite


AND then this happened

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65 THOUGHTS ON “THEY TOOK MY BEER!”

seablackwithink May 19, 2013 at 11:21 am
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i just wanted to let you know.. i mentioned singer island because they have this crazy pier…manatees starfish and rays seem to flock to it….im trying to find some pics to post for you…and the manatees have beer…..i mean its truly amazing.

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Opinionated Man May 20, 2013 at 3:31 am
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Going to google it now actually. Wife wants to see dolphins though.

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seablackwithink May 20, 2013 at 4:39 am
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dolphins are cuter…and smarter……
than her husband…HEY-O

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Opinionated Man May 20, 2013 at 4:40 am
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lmao… ok you get a point for that one.

seablackwithink May 20, 2013 at 5:07 am
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d-1
om-0

Opinionated Man May 20, 2013 at 5:08 am
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Not that we are keeping score right? =P

seablackwithink May 20, 2013 at 5:42 am
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only when im winning:)

Opinionated Man May 20, 2013 at 8:10 pm
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LoL dang… you get another point… ugh!

seablackwithink May 19, 2013 at 11:22 am
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or outrageous
truly truly truly outrageous.

(ahh! ocd..had to do it…and if you got it youre a bigger dork than me)

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greatbigdragon May 19, 2013 at 12:24 pm
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Um, first of all, is that really the “GEM” theme song? And second, if so, then we must be equally dorky, sir!

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greatbigdragon May 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
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As in “GEM is my name | no one else is the same”…

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seablackwithink May 19, 2013 at 1:15 pm
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indeed! we are equally dorky winners!
who’ve won. .embarrassment? lol

and btw…
last time i looked im a girl.
or a man in need of hormone therapy

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greatbigdragon May 19, 2013 at 1:21 pm
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Ah, fair enough. I could have meant the universal “sir” as a sign of respect… Or maybe I made that up?

greatbigdragon May 19, 2013 at 1:22 pm
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And the embarrassment is that that song periodically gets stuck in my head, and has since I was in grade school! Like, seriously??

seablackwithink May 19, 2013 at 1:33 pm
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oh me too…im not kidding…along with freaking tom jones they run the roost in my “auditory selection department”!

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seablackwithink May 20, 2013 at 8:57 pm
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http://robssurfreport.wordpress.com/
here we go boys..TRULY OUTRAGEOUS and uh OM …your wife needs to see these dance move tonight baby!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UxU8s7Au0A&w=420&h=315%5D

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seablackwithink May 20, 2013 at 9:18 pm
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i hate not being able to edit MY comment…i was laughing…no im just p.o’ed and trying to make things right with the world …t r y i n g to make OM ,robssurfreport and myself once again truly outrageous TRULY TRULY TRULY outrageous.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UxU8s7Au0A&w=420&h=315%5D

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seablackwithink May 20, 2013 at 9:23 pm
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i failed. but you still should dance like tom jones because im unhappy….i even thumbs downed myself lol.
om-5 d-somewhere below zero degrees Celsius

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Opinionated Man May 21, 2013 at 1:48 am
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I am now guessing you don’t lol. I do love me some videos.

greatbigdragon May 21, 2013 at 4:38 am
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Well that was something! Kind of makes me wish I had been able to cultivate that kind of crazy charm at one point in time, that would have been TRULY outrageous. Thanks for sharing that, D. That was actually pretty cool.

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poorarchivist May 20, 2013 at 9:25 pm
hi, i have change PA’s quote…he’s now archiving the exact moment that due to lack of sleep over work tom jones and excessive laughter ,,,i loose my shit,and go crazy as follows.Thanks to POORARCHIVIST for being poor and liking to properly store things for future reference.kudos.

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seablackwithink May 21, 2013 at 11:28 am
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BDG and OM

I HOPE you guys love that freaking tom jones video half as much as i do……om if you can come even close to that we are having a dance off! did I mention when I was little i was obbsessed with this and indeed CAN dance like hell aka tom jones?
ALSO….you guys ever seen cirque du soleil?
well one of the things i do because Judo and JiuJitsu are so “hard” is Aerial dance….go ahead ..google it …Aerial Dance ,Silks, Gyrotonic (the place i trained in houston) ….

you know all im sayin is i think we need to have a party when this opinionated pain in the arse publishes his e-book….i mean weve all got some kind of talent right?

and i hate to play this card and i wont give you an exact date to keep the mystery in the romance but ill be dead in < or = 1 year.
yeah true story those who dont know lets just leave it at that and continue with my damn party here.
OK.
OM-man of the hour
ROB Greatbigdragon-he has dragons…we can cook them—BB -Q!
POORARCHIVIST-I feel he should be keeping records here
THE MASSES 11,000+ of you—you talk a lot of beer and whiskey OM likes these things….bring them. ALSO….IF you have a talent…talking dog crossbow pool bungee cord scattagories or the game operation…bring those…i hear they’re good at parties.
ME-seablackwithink- ok Ill be multi tasking—-RUNNING THE DANCE OFF (see above tom jones vides), ,performing Aerial Dance Routine…..I have my own silks….but I need RRREEEAAALLLLYYY talll ceilings …who knows maybe theres some power line poles we can make do with…i have my own silk (its expensive as hell so not destroy it or defile it with your personal fluid from anywhere EVEN YOUR EYEBALL. MY SILK NO TOUCH.I also have my OSHA approved bolting/ mounting equipment….the silks can hold 200lbs for 1 silk combined (2silks) they will hold 550….believe me i weigh 104….if anyone wants to learn (oms wife?) I some how doubt we will be pushin the weight limit.
anyway…SO BLOGGERS WHO HAS WORKED STAGE PRODUCTION? you are needed? ? no ! yes !
also since i teach bjj judo and self defense and om is military we are also security detail….ANYBOdY ELSE HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THIS AREA? i mean who wouldnt want to crash this party?
If you sign up for security you get a. walkie talkie- used for reporting comedy and reporting suspicious activity. Also used for communication (you will receive a phrase book) you may here phases such as “10-4”, “meow” ,”did you just say meow?”,
“OM is in the wind”
and “give me your walkie talkie, youre an idiot, meow, ya got that ? youre fired…10-4?”
You will also receive brief instruction in self defense from OM (if he’s still sober enough, me, Royce Gracie, and Jean Claude Van Damme..(he will only be there for Royce to beat the living daylights out of…and then he’s GOING TO DJ THE PARTY!!! BONUS!!)
SO..Basic self defense…you will learn to be aware of your surroundings, look for suspicious behavior,we will be taking keys at the door and people are breathalyzed by us before they can leave …because we are that cool. Also keep your eyes out for guns and knives ..we respect peoples property but prefer they respect our property our lives and why not ..their lives too…when alcohol is involved either leave them at home or OM locks them in the safe.
You will also be taught by Mr.Gracie Om and Myself how to perform a rear naked choke …straight arm bar..straight arm bar to triangle,,,triangle…triangle to omo plata, knee bar,heel hook,anaconda,drop seiou nage , and various IPONS which means “death”…hey this is a party …saftey first!

OH OH OH……..AND A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MRS OM AND THE GIRLS FOR MAKING THIS ALL HAPPEN
AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD
BRINGING THE DOLPHINS!

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seablackwithink May 21, 2013 at 11:48 am
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DAMN mrs om was her SECURITY NAME….A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MRS OM
WHO NOW HAS THE SECURITY NAME HOW DOES SHE PUT UP WITH THIS OM? SHE MUST BE ONE HELL OF A WOMEN AND A FRIEND I WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE…HE MUST KNOW HOW VERY LUCKY HE IS.
HOW VERY LUCKY THEY BOTH ARE.
I HEAR THE DOLPHINS WILL DEDICATE A DANCE OF LOVE TO THEM AT THE PARTY….AND SHE WILL BE GETTING A NEW SECURITY NAME…

” HOW DOES SHE PUT UP WITH THIS OM? SHE MUST BE ONE HELL OF A WOMEN AND A FRIEND I WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE…HE MUST KNOW HOW VERY LUCKY HE IS.
HOW VERY LUCKY THEY BOTH ARE.
I HEAR THE DOLPHINS WILL DEDICATE A DANCE OF LOVE TO THEM AT THE PARTY..” is in the wind was just too long

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